turd brokerage firm 2009-2010
who are these crackers?
the robot petition is a crew of militantly indifferent so-called "artists." the robot petition volumes is an online art zine with monthly issues put out by said crew. our intent? to fill people's feeble minds with our non-sensical propaganda and to bring the awesome, hard, the likes of which will haunt your dreams for the rest of your miserable life, idiot.
our philanthropic pursuits
we assist in the restoration and upkeep of rare historical records—such as the official list of cool dudes, the acclaimed douche chill moments in history, as well as our own dudes other dudes would make out with.
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