he is awesome.

he is such a cool dude. ac is just a nickname, his birth name being Albert Clifford Slater. growing up he realized that Albert was not a cool dude's name so upon transferring to Bay Side High School he started going by the name ac. now everyone knows him as that, except his father who still insists on calling him Albert.

ac is a man's man. he likes guns and camaros as much as anyone and he can often be found participating in sports including basketball and wrestling. in fact ac slater was the Bay Side wrestling champion for many years. although at one point ac gave up wrestling to take up cooking but he quickly realized that he was in fact a pansy and immediately returned to wrestling. ac is also a gentelman, he at one time assisted a female wrestler at Bayside. unforunteatly this act of kindness enraged his girlfriend, Jessie Spano, into a jelouse raging femi-nazi.

he is a cool kid and he knows what is up with the ladies. he often uses the terms 'baby' and 'mamma', which proves just how rad he is.

everybody knows how cool this bro is.

mr t is the toughest cool dude I know. he grew up in a rough part of town and that is why he lifted weights and is so tuff today. he can kill a baby with a single blow to the head! that's how strong he is. he likes to wear a lot of GOLD!@$@ he has been known to wear over $300,000 of jewlery at one time.

he loves his mother very much. he even came out with a record album with songs about how to love your mom and other emo stuff like that. but even though he had his wussy side you made up for it with his muscles. he was the city wrestling champion for three years running and he won the strongest body guard contest five times!

mr t beat the crap out of Rocky because he was talking trash. then he got framed for a crime he didn't commit, after that he escaped prison and hooked it up with "The A-Team". ever since then he has been in hiding coming out only to fight for the rights and the protection of innocent people. he also does custom conversion vans. he takes regular old child molester vans and turns them into mobile tactile unit TANKS!@#$ he runs over stuff like a mofo in his van. he has machine guns mounted to the back of it and stuff. word.

lenin is a very serious cool dude, but he still knows how to have fun. he just doesn't show it.

he was born in 1870, so he is one of the oldest cool dudes there is. he had a really cool brother too, but he got straight up hanged. suppoesdly he attempted to assassinate Czar Alexander III, but the nigga was trippin' on the country anyways, so i don't know why anyone cared.

lenin traveled around, mostly chilled and worked at different libraries and newspapers. then he returned to his home in russia. he was able to sneak in a bunch of marxist literature. when he made it back home he formed a club for the rest of the cool dudes to hang out in. i think it was called League for the Struggle for the Emancipation of the Working Class or something like that. but from what i understand it was a cool club!

in 1919 lenin formed the Communist International. it was a different cool dude club that focused on the most l33t cool dudes around. after that point his work was done so he had a series of strokes and died. but he was down for his time!

he is another cool dude.

uncle jesse has also changed his name just like a lot of the other cool dudes around. his real name is Hermes Katsopolis. as you can see that is not a very cool name, during his teenage years he changed his name to "Dr. Dare" and later went with the name "uncle jesse". he was born in 1963, a little on the old side, but that is ok because he is young at heart.

jesse likes elvis, he plays guitar, and he is all about motorcycles. he is a rebel! he is also cool because he knocked up Becky Donaldson, the hottest host from Wake Up SanFrancisco - she is cool too. she rides BMX bikes and competed in the famous "Hell Track" race back in the 80's.

jesse is a rock star and has played in several bands. he dropped out of highschool and played in a band by the name of "Discipline Problem", later he played in "feedback" and then headlined in his band "Jesse and the Rippers". this fool doesn't mess around. when he became too old to be a rock star he opened up his own venue called "The Smash Club". that is where all of the cool people would hang out, and as such, Danny Turner was blacklisted from the club forever.